customer of the day award

goes to a woman who was searching for supplements that might enhance brain function. she said her husband and son had been in an car accident, and both had head injuries. after we looked over various bottles of this and that, she disclosed that it hadn't actually been a car accident. in truth, someone had broken into their house, beat both son and husband several times over the head with a crowbar, knocking them out. now they are having trouble with focus and short term memory. none of the docs at uva have been helpful she said, but every time she introduces them to an alternative therapy it seems to work. well i sure hope the bottle of dimethylaminoethanol (DMAE) tablets help, because people shouldn't go around hitting innocent people with crowbars.